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Usain Bolt Might Actually Be Better At Soccer Than Anyone Thought
Getty Image Noted fast person Usain Bolt has been a huge fan of soccer his entire life, and although he made a name for himself with sprinting, he never really lost his passion for the other sport....
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FIFA Reportedly Received A Bid Of $25 BILLION From Mystery Investor Group For...
Shutterstock / fifg Soccer is the most popular sport in the world and it’s not even close. The Champions League is an absolute cash cow (2nd leg of the quarterfinal games are at 2:45pm EST today). The...
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Journalist Tries To Recreate Cristiano Ronaldo’s World-Class Bicycle Kick,...
Emilio Andreoli/Getty Images By now, even non-soccer (sorry, dick: *futbol) fans have seen Cristiano Ronaldo’s insane bicycle kick goal against Juventus last week in the Champions League. Some are...
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Zlatan Ibrahimović Gives An Amazing Interview, Talks About World Cup, Los...
YouTube / Kimmel Zlatan Ibrahimović has brought his talents to the MLS and is currently playing for the LA Galaxy. He made his debut in the most Zlatan way possible, by taking out a full-page newspaper...
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Soccer Player Pays $180K Fee Out Of His Own Pocket To Get Revenge On Former...
Getty Image / Epsilon A Russian soccer player paid a massive sum of money out of his own pocket just to get revenge on his former team manager whom he’d had a falling out with. And while this is one of...
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Watch Deadpool Apologize To David Beckham For His Savage Joke About Him In...
YouTube - 20th Century Fox Remember in the first Deadpool movie when Wade was sitting on the couch with Blind Al and she said to him, “Looks aren’t everything,” as he was whining about not being with...
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Argentina Football Association Distributes World Cup Manuals To Players On...
Pedro Vilela/Getty Images The Argentina Football Association has apologized for distributing a World Cup manual with a chapter solely dedicated to teaching its athletes how to pick up Russian women, as...
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic Ejected After Slapping Opponent In The Face And Then...
Harry How/Getty Images After scoring two late beautiful goals in his MLS debut back in March, former Paris Saint-Germain superstar striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic has scored just one goal in his seven games...
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Two-Time World Cup Champ Brandi Chastain Comments On The Comically Awful...
Kimmel / ABC / YouTube The biggest news in the Sports world yesterday was the absolutely horrendous plaque of two-time Olympic Gold Medalist and two-time World Cup winner Brandi Chastain‘s face at the...
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Mexico’s National Team Reportedly Had A 24-Hour Pre-World Cup Farewell Party...
Getty Image / Hector Vivas The Mexican National Team is off to Copenhagen for their final warm-up game before the 2018 World Cup. They beat Scotland 1-0 in a friendly at Estadio Azteca in Mexico City...
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A Swarm Of Bees Invaded A Soccer Game And Everyone Hit The Ground Like An Air...
iStockphoto / ViktorCap There’s nothing fun about being swarmed by bees. Beets? No, bees. Beads are fines. Beets suck. And bees are awful. At a soccer game last weekend in Ecuador, a massive swarm of...
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The USA Will Host The 2026 World Cup And Here’s A Look At The Cities That...
Getty Image / Dan Mullan It was announced this morning that FIFA has awarded the USA, Mexico, and Canada the 2026 World Cup. The USA was originally the favorite to win the 2022 World Cup that...
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These World Cup Charts Showing The Insane Amount Of Prize Money And Values Of...
Getty Image So. Did you hear? America won’t be playing in the 2018 World Cup in Russia thanks to the men’s U.S. soccer team not qualifying. Which begs the question: If the U.S. isn’t playing in the...
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Don’t Know Jack About The World Cup? This Quote Generator For Every Team Will...
Getty Image / Christopher Furlong The World Cup has arrived, finally. It’s an odd time for US soccer fans because we don’t have the USMNT to root for in the 2018 World Cup in Russia after they failed...
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Russia Had To Ban Nigeria Fans From Bringing Live Chickens To World Cup Games
Getty Image The world of sports is filled with weird superstitions and insane rituals, like Michael Jordan wearing his UNC shorts under his uniform during his time in the NBA or your dad refusing to...
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Mexico Fans Set Off Earthquake Sensors While Celebrating A Goal During The...
Getty Image There are still plenty of games left to play in the 2018 World Cup, but it’s already been one of the wildest tournaments in recent memory so far. We’ve had games that ended on a last-minute...
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The Famously Bad Statue Of Cristiano Ronaldo At A Portuguese Airport Has...
Getty Image Imagine being one of the greatest soccer players to ever live, learn that native country is going to name a goddamn airport after you, peel yourself off your mega-yacht to attend the...
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Landon Donovan Pissed Off The Entire U.S. Soccer Community For Supporting...
Jamie Sabau/Getty Images As citizens of 32 countries flood into local bars to root for the native squad in arguably the biggest international sporting event in existence, Americans are forced to watch...
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Portuguese Player Gets Roasted For The Biggest Flop In The World Cup
Twitter I never thought I’d be one to say this, especially since the United States is absent, but I’m really into the World Cup this year. Sure, I haven’t played soccer since orange slices were used as...
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This Story About Cristiano Ronaldo Playing Ping Pong Is Why He’s The Michael...
Getty Image / Stu Forster When Cristiano Ronaldo wakes up in the morning and gets dressed, he puts his pants on one leg a time just like the rest of us. The difference is he then goes on to piss...
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