Soccer Defender Goes Full Middle School Prankster By Pantsing Opposition To...
Streamable No one wants to look like a fool, but when that person happens to be a soccer player whose number one job is to prevent an opposing player from scoring, that’s a little bit more important....
View ArticleAnother ‘FIFA 17’ Trailer Is Out And It Looks Like The Most Dramatic Movie...
I told you last week about the quick teaser that EA Sports gave soccer fans of their smash hit FIFA 17, but the newest trailer that the company just rolled out is fucking filthy, giving a preview of...
View ArticleFeel Better About Your Own Shortcomings By Watching This Goalie Accidentally...
You know that thing where you remember something embarrassing you did, like, six years ago and it starts haunting you like it happened yesterday? Yeah…the goalie here definitely has that happen on a...
View ArticleBig Booty Instagram Model Brittany Renner Is Showing Off Her Superb Soccer...
Instagram model Brittany Renner is is on a mission to show everyone that not only is she a smoking hot model with a fantastic booty, but that she also has superb skills on the soccer pitch. Here is...
View ArticleFans Threw Flares On The Field At The Czech Republic v Croatia Game And One...
I’ll be honest, I don’t watch a lot of soccer. I watch the World Cups and cheer for America and go to Red Bulls and/or NYCFC games when someone has an extra ticket, but I won’t crash on my couch for...
View ArticlePorn Star Offers Russian Pro Soccer Player 16 Hours Of Sex If He Scores Two...
Imagine a porn star telling you that she’ll give you 16 hours of dick-breaking sex under one small condition: you wrestle a full grown gorilla to the death. Well that’s essentially what Alina...
View ArticleThis Soccer Player Does A Front Flip After Being Nudged By His Opponent And...
Via Stre I don’t really understand the whole ‘flopping’ aspect of soccer. But, love it or hate it, it’s definitely part of the game. Every few years, I wonder if the new wave of players will stop...
View ArticleLady-Killing Soccer Mascot Winks At The Camera Because Players Never Sleep
Hustle never sleeps. No matter how young or old you are, if pussy’s out there looking for you, it’ll find you. That’s just some people’s cross to bear. Some people attract bugs, other people attract...
View ArticleA Professional Soccer Player Was Unbelievably Tossed From A Game For Ripping...
Shutterstock Well, here’s a new one. During a game of soccer over the weekend in a Swedish lower-league footballer Adam Lindin Ljungkvist was given a red card and ejected from the game. The reason why...
View ArticleThe Fan That Charged The Field Last Night To Hug Messi Documented His Entire...
WHEN YOU MEET THE GOD OF FOOTBALL pic.twitter.com/4gRamgIUD6 — Leo Messi (@messi10stats) June 22, 2016 Rushing the field during a professional sporting event is definitely on my bucket list. I’d say...
View ArticleWhoa, Check Out The HOT Italian Model Cristiano Ronaldo Is Reportedly Hooking...
Once again it is good to be Cristiano Ronaldo. Regardless of whether things are going well or badly on the pitch bro is always living that Leo DiCaprio life when it comes to the ladies. It seems...
View ArticleXherdan Shaqiri Scored The Goal Of Euro 2016 With This Outrageously Superb...
Easily the goal of the tournament so far, Xherdan Shaqiri’s insane bicycle kick in the 82nd minute of Switzerland’s contest against Poland brought his squad all level in the most outrageous fashion....
View ArticleThe Germany Soccer Coach Has Now Covered His Fingers In His Sweat Sniffed...
Streamable Everyone loves their own musk. You have to. Imagine if your own musk made you physically ill. You’d just walk around all day gagging and vomitting on your shoes. That sounds like the worst...
View ArticleLandon Donovan Opens Up About His 2014 World Cup Snub, Weighs In On U.S....
YouTube In the history of U.S. men’s soccer, no one has made more of an impact than Landon Donovan did. Sure, there are recognizable names like Cobi Jones, Kasey Keller, Eric Wynalda and, more...
View ArticleHeavyweight Champ Tyson Fury Pulls A Sweet Bro Move Buying 200 Jagerbombs For...
Getty Image When Tyson Fury defeated Wladimir Klitschko last November, handing him his first loss in over nine years, many were surprised. However, that surprise probably pales in comparison to the 200...
View ArticleThe Iceland Soccer Team’s Viking Chant Is The Most Badass Thing Happening In...
Streamable Unless you bros work from home chances are you haven’t really been watching a ton of Euro Cup soccer games. It’s already a bit unreasonable of me to expect that you’d watch any soccer game...
View ArticleBrazil’s Miss BumBum Winner Begs Lionel Messi Not To Retire With Hot Insta...
Instagram composite You bros may remember back in April we brought you the story of Lionel Messi and his girlfriend blocking Brazil’s 2015 Miss BumBum contest winner Suzy Cortes on social media after...
View ArticleZlatan Ibrahimovic Just Announced Where He’s Playing Soccer Next Year And...
Lars Baron/Getty Images A dull Thursday morning has just turned into a game changer for the English Premier League, as Swedish legend, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, fresh off an expired contract at Paris...
View ArticleSomeone Gave The Icelandic National Soccer Team’s Euro Cup Saga Gets The...
Via Yiu I think it’s safe to say that The Might Ducks is the best movie of all time. I can say things like this because, as a blogger whose words are immortalized by the internet, by opinions carry...
View ArticleLionel Messi Reverses Decision To Leave Argentina’s National Team, Sets...
Getty Images Lionel Messi all but caused a national tragedy in his home nation of Argentina after he announced he would be leaving the national team in the wake of their defeat to Chile in the Copa...
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