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La Liga Has Set 3 Target Dates To Resume Play, All Of Which Are Before July
Getty Image Right now is quite literally the last time to get cocky, like when DeSean Jackson dropped the ball before actually crossing the goal line into the endzone. That said, I’m sensing a shift in...
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Neymar’s New ‘Step-Dad’ Is A 22-Year-Old TikToking Real Madrid Fan
Getty Image Holy shittttt. Now, this is the sort of good news that I’ve — nay, we’ve! — been so desperately needing in life: Neymar’s 52-year-old mother is now dating a 22-year-old TikToking Real...
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German Soccer Team Fills Stadium With Cardboard Cut-Outs Of Humans, Makes Me...
Getty Image Hoooooo buddy. Thought there could be nothing weirder to watch than sports with no fans? Think again folks because sports with no fans with cut-out replacements in their seats instead is...
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Germany’s Bundesliga Could Return In Less Than Three Weeks
Getty Image Okay everybody stayyyy calm. Remain calm. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Now is *not* the time to get all cocky and start jumping the gun. We need to remain calm, cool, collected,...
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If The Government Will Allow It, German Soccer Will Return On May 9
Getty Image May 9. Just 16 days from the time of this writing. It’s legitimately surreal to even consider that we could, potentially, maybe be essentially two weeks away from the return of professional...
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‘Project Restart’: The Premier League Has Put Forth A Plan To Resume Play
Getty Image England’s Premier League could be on the verge of a return, as reports indicate that the league has put forth a plan — known as “Project Restart” — to resume gameplay behind closed doors....
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Serie A To Resume Training On May 18, Premier League To Follow Suit On June 1
Getty Image This is just spectacular news. If Italy, of all countries, is beginning to work their way back to sporting normalcy, then the United States of America can’t be far behind. According to...
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Juventus’ Paulo Dybala Has Tested Positive For Coronavirus… Four Times In The...
Getty Image Who the hell even knows anymore, ya know? One day it’s one thing and the next day it’s another. Left is right. Right is left. Time is a flat circle. The Matrix has you. Which way is up?...
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GERMANY’S BUNDESLIGA TO REPORTEDLY RETURN ON MAY 15
Getty Image Fellas, I’m trying to overreact. I recently copped this designer brand Sativa, and when mixed with my roommate’s new majestic espresso machine, you get a pure, uncut hippie speedball. But...
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Sports Are Back!: The German Bundesliga Will Officially Resume This Month
Getty Image After a couple weeks of rumors and unconfirmed reports, the German government made it official today, as it’s been announced that the Bundesliga will be resuming their 2019-20 season this...
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Bundesliga Releases Schedule For Next Weekend And A Full Slate Of Games Has...
Getty Image It’s a horrible week to be a soccer hater. Thanks to Germany’s genuinely incredible containment of our current global situation — according to NBC Sports, Germany have 150,000 cases...
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Americans In The Bundesliga: Helping You Pick A Team To Root For
Getty Image The sports world took its first major step towards resumption this week, as the top division in German soccer, the Bundesliga, announced that the government had given them clearance to...
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UK Government Gives The Premier League Permission To Return In June
Getty Image With each passing day, life begins to slowly but surely inch back to normal, especially in the world of sports. On Saturday, UFC successfully pulled off UFC 249 in Florida. Then, this...
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Italy’s Serie A Votes To Resume On June 13 – A Huge Win For American Sports Fans
Getty Image The Italian Serie A — the top soccer division in one of the world’s hardest-hit countries — has set a “provisional return” date of Saturday, June 13, thus providing hope for sports fans...
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Knife-Wielding Invaders Assault And Rob Tottenham Star Dele Alli During...
Getty Image / Matthew Ashton - AMA Tottenham Hotspur midfielder Dele Alli has been isolating at his North London home during the past few months with his brother and their partners. In the wee hours of...
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South Korean Soccer Team Apologizes For Replacing Their Human Fans With Sex...
Getty Image The way the sports world has reacted to our current global situation has been fascinating, to say the least. Take the Bundesliga, which triumphantly returned this weekend. While having...
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The Germans Did It: Bundesliga Successfully Resumes Play Without Any Major...
Getty Image They say no news is good news, and that seems to be the case when it comes to the resumption of the Bundesliga over in Germany. While various sports league across the globe — like the...
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Major TV Executive Lays Out Broadcast Plan For How To Make Fan-Less Sports...
Getty Image In case you haven’t heard, a handful of sports around the globe have begun to resume in recent weeks, such as NASCAR, the Korean Baseball Organization, and the German Bundesliga. As a big...
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Insane Nobel Peace Prize Betting Odds Has Liverpool Striker Roberto Firmino...
Getty Image Okay. Okayyy. Alright, now I’m certain of it: we’re living in a simulation. When I first came across this news, I literally could not believe it. “What? A soccer player? Nobel Prize?...
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The Premier League’s Proposed Restart Schedule Would Be Wall-To-Wall Chaos —...
Getty Image After over two months of no sports, fans around the world are about to be like a fat kid in a candy store in the coming months, as the transition from no sports to ALL THE SPORTS is going...
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