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Jurgen Klopp Takes Steaming Dump On Reporter Asking Hypocritical Questions...
Getty Image While the coronavirus has been an absolute net-negative for us as a species — I’m a huge anti-corona virus guy, not to virtue signal or anything, just stating a fact — I have found one,...
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Italian Soccer Star Daniele Rugani Has Tested Positive For Coronavirus
Getty Image Juventus have confirmed that one of their players, Daniele Rugani, has tested positive for coronavirus. BREAKING: #JUVENTUS CONFIRM DANIELE RUGANI HAS #CORONAVIRUS...
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Liverpool’s Jurgen Klopp Called Fans ‘F*cking Idiots’ For Trying To High-Five...
Getty Image On Wednesday, the World Health Organization told the public it was officially time to strap the fuck in when it stated the rapidly spreading coronavirus has officially reached “pandemic”...
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Cristiano Ronaldo Quarantined In Portugal After Juventus Teammate Tests...
Getty Image On Sunday, soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo played in a Italian Serie A football match between Juventus and Inter Milan in a completely empty Juventus stadium, except for the few...
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The Premier League Officially Suspends Play Until April
Getty Image On Thursday night, the Premier Leauge made the shocking announcement that the league was set to continue as scheduled this weekend. Then, literally moments later, Arsenal Football Club...
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UEFA Postpones Euro 2020 To Next Summer To Allow Domestic Leagues To Complete...
Getty Image UEFA — essentially the governing body of soccer in Europe — has made the decision to postpone Euro 2020 to next summer. The tournament will name take place between June 11 and July 11 of...
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How To Get Your Soccer Fix While There’s No Soccer On
Getty Image This morning, it was announced that The Football Association, the Premier League, and all of England’s soccer leagues had come to an agreement that the season will not resume until at least...
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Christian Pulisic, Out Injured Since January, Almost Re-Injures Self In...
Getty Image Some people refer to Christian Pulisic as ‘Captain America’ and some may call him ‘dude that can’t stay healthy.’ The 21-year-old has battled some injuries as of late and last played for...
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Checking In With Soccer Legend Ronaldinho, Who’s Spent The Last Week In A...
Getty Image Before Messi and after the original Ronaldo, there was a 2-3 year period where Brazilian forward Ronaldinho was the best soccer player in the world. At the very least, he was the most...
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Brazilian Soccer Star ‘Hulk’ Marries Niece Months After Leaving His Wife Of...
Visual China Group via Getty Images/Visual China Group via Getty Images There are very few instances in which a person deserves your passionate scorn and utmost, undying respect simultaneously. I find...
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Lionel Messi, Barcelona Players Taking a 70 Percent Pay Cut To Ensure Club...
Getty Image / Quality Sport Images Lionel Messi and his FC Barcelona teammates are just the latest of a long line of high-profile athletes to step up and help employees of their team. The six-time...
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The Soccer Kid From The Viral British Family Singing Les Miserables Is A Damn...
Getty Image If you haven’t seen this, congratulations. This family absolutely crushed this home rendition of One Day More from the world’s longest musical, Les Miserables. You know that musical that...
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Cristiano Ronaldo Could Return To The Premier League As Juventus Looks To Cut...
Getty Image / Gonzalo Arroyo Moreno / Stringer As the coronavirus continues to sweep across the globe, industries of all shapes and sizes have been upended, from local pubs to massive sports leagues...
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Man City Defender Under Investigation For Inviting Prostitutes To His Home
Getty Image We are only human, I get that. Resisting our need for intimate human connection can be difficult. But we’re in the midst of unprecedented circumstances these days, which unfortunately...
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La Liga Has Set 3 Target Dates To Resume Play, All Of Which Are Before July
Getty Image Right now is quite literally the last time to get cocky, like when DeSean Jackson dropped the ball before actually crossing the goal line into the endzone. That said, I’m sensing a shift in...
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Neymar’s New ‘Step-Dad’ Is A 22-Year-Old TikToking Real Madrid Fan
Getty Image Holy shittttt. Now, this is the sort of good news that I’ve — nay, we’ve! — been so desperately needing in life: Neymar’s 52-year-old mother is now dating a 22-year-old TikToking Real...
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German Soccer Team Fills Stadium With Cardboard Cut-Outs Of Humans, Makes Me...
Getty Image Hoooooo buddy. Thought there could be nothing weirder to watch than sports with no fans? Think again folks because sports with no fans with cut-out replacements in their seats instead is...
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Germany’s Bundesliga Could Return In Less Than Three Weeks
Getty Image Okay everybody stayyyy calm. Remain calm. Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Now is *not* the time to get all cocky and start jumping the gun. We need to remain calm, cool, collected,...
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If The Government Will Allow It, German Soccer Will Return On May 9
Getty Image May 9. Just 16 days from the time of this writing. It’s legitimately surreal to even consider that we could, potentially, maybe be essentially two weeks away from the return of professional...
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‘Project Restart’: The Premier League Has Put Forth A Plan To Resume Play
Getty Image England’s Premier League could be on the verge of a return, as reports indicate that the league has put forth a plan — known as “Project Restart” — to resume gameplay behind closed doors....
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