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Cristiano Ronaldo’s Statue Was Vandalized, And His Sister’s Hopeful Revenge...
Back in 2014, soccer stud Cristiano Ronaldo’s hometown of Madeira, Portugal honored him by building a statue in the city—which was complete with a MASSIVE dick bulge—for all the people to see. Well,...
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Lingerie Football Player Resigns As Miss Washington After Possibly Stabbing...
How much shit would you put up with to date a beauty queen who is also a lingerie football player? Constant nagging? Brunches with her mother? Double dates with her friends and their corny-ass...
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Little Soccer Kid Royally Embarrasses His Opponent With This Life-Ruining Nutmeg
There’s good and there’s bad with this one, bros. The good: this fucking fantastic fake rainbow nutmeg is unbelievable to watch. The bad: that kid you see above with his head in his hands just had his...
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Real Madrid’s James Rodriguez Maybe Cheated On His Wife With One Of The...
Via Helga Lovekaty Instagram I don’t particularly enjoy being a flibbertigibbet and indulging in the airing of someone’s dirty laundry, but this juicy bit of scuttlebutt involves one of my favorite...
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Jamie Vardy’s Incredible One-Touch Volley Goal From 25+ Yards Might Be The...
Golin Vardy https://t.co/uiQ43flvC8 — Nono Adelino (@DjNonoPanama) February 2, 2016 Oh, no big deal. Just Leicester City’s Jamie Vardy checking in with a one-touch, on-the-volley, world class strike...
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Will Ferrell Made A Boner Joke When Asked About Leicester City FC’s Jamie Vardy
Will Ferrell, who recently became a part owner of a new MLS team in the past few months, took aim at another club during an interview across the pond for the new movie Zoolander 2. For those who are...
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Chelsea’s Kurt Zouma Suffered A GRAPHIC Knee Injury And Legs Are NOT Supposed...
Via ADRIAN DENNIS/AFP/Getty Images As they traditionally do on Super Bowl Sunday, English football giants Manchester United and Chelsea took to the pitch to square off on this morning. The game, which...
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Rec Soccer Player Kicked Out Of League For Epic List Of Offenses That Would...
via GIPHY This recreational soccer league in Cleveland have gotten their panties all in a bunch because one of the players attempted to make their shitty league a little entertaining with madcapped...
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Messi Executes Perfect Trick Penalty Kick To Get Luis Suarez A Hat Trick
Oh Messi, how you continue to amaze. During Barcelona’s trouncing of Celta, Lionel Messi executed a trick penalty where instead of trying to kick the ball into the goal, Messi just dumped it off to...
View ArticleOh By The Way, Neymar Pulled Off The Sickest In-Game Rainbow Flick Ever...
I know we blogged Messi’s genius trick penalty kick yesterday, but I couldn’t let Neymar’s exploits in FC Barcelona’s La Liga matchup against Celta Vigo slip through the cracks either. It was...
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Turkish Soccer Player Boldly Declares The Ref Sent Off With His Own Red Card
DailyMotion During a recent Turkish soccer match, Trabzonspor defender Salih Dursun anointed himself the Kenny Powers of world soccer when he decided he had the vested authority to tell the referee...
View ArticleDrunk Bro Playing Dizzy Soccer Drills Extremely Improbable Shot, Gets...
Soccer bros–we’ve finally found something we can both enjoy. For years I’ve been saying that I’d rather watch my parents having sex than a soccer game and you’ve called me a mental midget who doesn’t...
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Check Out Cristiano Ronaldo’s DEATH STARE When An Opposing Player Asked For A...
Quinn Rooney/Getty Images Protip: Cristiano Ronaldo DOES NOT want to take a photo with you after missing the penalty kick that would have given his Real Madrid team a win instead of a draw against your...
View ArticleLionel Messi’s Goal Against Arsenal Was A Thing Of Beauty
Seriously, Picasso, Rembrandt, and Van Gogh couldn’t paint something more beautiful than the goal Lionel Messi tha god scored for FC Barcelona this evening. That counter-attack was a masterpiece....
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Chelsea F.C. Fan Gets Enormous John Terry Tattoo And I Would’ve Advised Him...
John Terry is one of the best soccer players that esteemed EPL team Chelsea F.C. has ever seen, captaining The Blues and seeing great success with the club, so it’s understood when a fan across the...
View ArticleXabi Alonso Causally Juggling A Soccer Ball While Reading A Book Is The...
.@XabiAlonso: The Professor of Bossonomics.Ready for Der Klassiker.#ACE16 #BeTheDifference pic.twitter.com/jRf3p1bP6G — adidasfootball (@adidasfootball) March 3, 2016 Dudes, I can’t even read a book...
View ArticleGuy Gets His Very Own Aisle At Soccer Game After Clearing Out Section With...
I don’t put much credence in the rhyming flatulence blaming idioms such as “Whoever smelt it dealt it,” or “Whoever denied it supplied it,” or “Whoever refuses it diffuses it,” or “Whoever’s poking...
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Today In Crazy Soccer Fans: Some Dude Killed His Buddy While Arguing About...
Getty Image As a Lionel Messi fan, I’ll argue till I turn red in the face about why the Barcelona and Argentine national team forward is the best soccer player in the world right now, holding off Real...
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Let’s Laugh At These Jackass Soccer Medics Who Dropped A Player Because They...
YouTube I’m not the strongest dude in the world, but, with the help of another person, even I could carry a guy off of a soccer field about 150 feet on a stretcher. These medics who are actually paid...
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Soccer Ref Absolutely Owns The Italian Player Who Viciously Blindsided Him...
YouTube There have been plenty of times where athletes have lost it before, but, normally, those result in successful attempts, leaving an opponent or referee injured. Not so for this Italian soccer...
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